With the great festival just upon us children are being terrified when they arrive at Railway Stations by the booming Great Buffoon of London, Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, over the Tannoys asking them not to travel at this time of heightened austerity. Not content with that the Fluff-headed loon has brought out a video to welcome the world to the London Olympics.
For a guide to the Olympic Park in East London see;
For the live video feed on the torch relay see;
For the background to the London 2012 Mascots, Wenlock and Mandeville see;
For a guide to Stoke Mandeville’s role in the Paralympics see;
For the Olympic transport arrangements see;
The Opening Ceremony of the Olympic Games will take place on 27 July 2012 and the Closing Ceremony on the 12 Aug 2012. 18 days later, the Paralympic Games (the second largest event of its kind in the world) will stage its Opening Ceremony.